Hi readers! Today on the blog, I am doing a few DATING PROFILES of some of my favorite characters as part of The Get Up Offa That Slump Blogging Extravaganza! Fun, right?
Here’s a description of the extravaganza from the words of the creator, Rachel @ Beauty and the Bookshelf!
Get Up Offa That Slump: A Blogging Extravaganza is a blogging “challenge” of sorts. There’s really only one goal: to just post something. And the idea isn’t for this to be some outline and pattern of memes and reviews and that’s it. It’s to show you all the things (just a few of the things) you can post on your blog and still keep it bookish. (Because we’re all here for books, right?) And, in short, the focus is on having fun, because if we’re not having fun blogging feels like a job or homework and, well, that’s no fun, right?
This amazing project lasts three weeks with different post options every other day! Sound fun? It’s not too late to join! Anyways, on with the dating profiles!
(I got my questions from this link here!)
Name: Aaron Warner
Location: Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi
Seeking: Juliette. ONLY JULIETTE.
A few words about me: I am a ruthless man. I have the ability to destroy you will one look and build you back up with another.
What my ideal partner would be like: Tall. Thin. Long, dark brown hair. Blue eyes. The ability to kill people with a touch.
Best feature: My emerald green eyes.
Biggest turn off: When girls actually listen to me the first time. I like ’em feisty.
Interests: Politics, working out, reading, and…fashion.
Name: Celaena Sardothien
Location: Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
Seeking: Anyone, tbh.
A few words about me: I’m just your typical girl! I love clothes, makeup, and books! Oh yeah, and I can rip you apart with my bare hands!
What my ideal partner would be like: Someone who can keep up with my intellectually and physically. I want them to be rich too so they can buy me sweets and dresses!
Best feature: My bod. It’s rocking.
Biggest turn off: Weaknesses.
Interests: Reading, eating sweets, pretty dresses, knife wielding.
Name: Crescent (Cress) Moon
Location: Cress by Marissa Meyer
Seeking: Strong, handsome Earthen men!
A few words about me: I like to think of myself as a cool girl! I’m funny, pretty, smart, and did I mention that I’m pretty? I have a really overactive imagination, I guess.
What my ideal partner would be like: Hmmm. Well, he has to be Earthen. I want him to be muscular, traditionally handsome, and smart! He has to love me as much as I love him! Preferably, I want someone who can live out my reality tv show fantasies!
Best feature: My hair! It’s long and gorgeous!
Biggest turn off: Being on a space ship for 10 years. Total yuck.
Interests: Watching tv, reading trashy romance novels, hacking, and studying Earth!
Name: Cricket Bell
Location: Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins
A few words about me: I’m pretty chill. I’m a descendant of Alexander Graham Bell, so-called “inventor of the telephone.” Don’t ask about that; it’s a sore spot for me.
What my ideal partner would be like: She’d definitely be spunky, full of wit with her own personal style and rhythm. I don’t really care what she looks like, as long as she’s up for some intellectual debating and holding hands.
Best feature: My hair. It’s super soft and constantly sticking up straight.
Biggest turn off: Girls who lead me on for a long time!
Interests: Engineering, math, watching figure skating (this one was kinda forced on me), really tight pants
Name: Madeline Whittier
Location: Everything, Everything by Nicola Yoon
Seeking: I’m not sure. Can I seek anyone?
A few words about me: I’ve only ever spoken to, like, five people in person. So, I’m not very good with people skills. I’m kind of young for my age.
What my ideal partner would be like: Someone who I can actually see in person, I suppose.
Best feature: My mind is my best feature.
Biggest turn off: Being sick your whole life.
Interests: Reading, Scrabble, architecture, watching movies with my mom
Did you like my character profiles? Let me know in the comments if you want to see more of these in the future!