Hi lovely readers! Gabi and I decided to switch things up a bit and have some fun by playing KISS, MARRY, OR KILL! Here’s how this works: We give each other three characters and we have to pick which one we want to kiss, which one we want to marry, and which one we want to kill. Without further ado!
Feyre (A Court of Thorns and Roses)
Hmmmmm let’s see. I will kiss Feyre because she’s hot and bad-ass. I’ll marry Aelyx because HE’S AN ALIEN AND HOW COOL IS THAT. Also, he’s hot. And finally, I will kill Tris because I hate her. She’s so whiny. I’m glad to see her go!
Dr. Thornhollow (A Madness So Discreet)
Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass)
Rowan Whitethron (Throne of Glass)
I will kiss Rowan because as much as I love Rowan, he’s not marriage material. Besides, the whole human-fae, mortal-immortal thing gets in the way. But he’s perfect for a one-time thing! I’m OBVIOUSLY gonna marry Dorian because he’s DORIAN he’s perfect. Sadly, I have to kill Thornhollow. There’s nothing wrong with him but I must kill him. Sadness!
Celaena (Throne of Glass)
Amy (Amy & Roger’s Epic Detour)
This one is easy. I’m gonna kiss Celaena because she’s Celaena and who wouldn’t want to kiss her? I’ll marry Amy because we have so much in common! We can sing Broadway songs together and watch bootlegs every night and raise theatre kids! I’m gonna kill Willowdean. She’s a terrible friend and super annoying to other people.
Max (The Start of Me and You)
Isla (Isla and the Happily Ever After)
Elisa (This Song Will Save Your Life)
OMG THIS IS SO HARD. I’ll kiss Elise. She needs some affection. I’m gonna marry Max because YAAAAAASSSSSS Max Watson!!!! He’s amazing and we both do QuizBowl and we can be a perfect nerdy QuizBowl couple. Are you ready for this? I’m gonna kill Isla. Why, you ask? If Isla is dead…then Josh is single! AND WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT JOSH WASSERSTEIN. I will marry Max, kill Isla so Josh is single, and see Josh on the side. I CAN MAKE THIS WORK.
(The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer)
GABI WHY????????? I need some serious time to work through this. I love Noah, so I’m immediately going to marry him. DEANNA SHAW! Ok, next. I can either kiss Daniel and kill Joseph or kiss Joseph and kill Daniel. He’s the problem: Joseph is like eight years old. So, I can’t kiss him because that’s creepy and gross. But how can I kill him????? He’s so little and innocent and I CAN’T DO IT!!!!!! I guess I have to *sobs*. Alright. I’ll kiss Daniel and kill *screams* Joseph. This is too cruel.
Will (The Infernal Devices)
Noah (The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer)
Dorian (Throne of Glass)
Thanks for reading!